if you don’t know now you know…cause i get at your head like toupee’s….now take a whiff of my bouquet…
scarves are the new turtle neck…i’ve been sporting scarves since the inception, but now I see more and more peeps wearing them…men and women alike…they really come in handy when your trying to cover up love burns…and they make any gettup switch into 5th gear, unless your rockin’ them with shorts…their is just some ish you just don’t do…like going bare rug on a one night only…don’t invest in real estate…invest in life savers aka the gob stoppers….
so I was hanging out with the POPE the other day…and let me tell, this guy is the quintessential party animal…he is non-stop action…this picture was taken @ 4 in the a.m and we had been partying since 3 days prior..don’t ask me how we ended up chillin’ with Care Bears…last I remember we were trippin balls on acid…those Care Bears are cool people tho’….
I wrote this for her…because to me there is nothing more alike than hip hop and her…as with me and her, me and hip hop have gone through lots of ups and downs…but yet and still there is nothing I would rather lose my mind too…
fellas beware of this bumper sticker…i just got off the phone with my friend mini chiludo…he had been dating this man eater for about 2 weeks…he claims to have no recollection of her other than of this bumper sticker that was attached to the rear bumper of her VW bug..needless to say after their first intimate encounter she went home…and never ever came back…fellas the moral of this story is that you should not only be cautious of women but also of this bumper sticker…some women are ruthless and colder than naked eskimos…
and i said yeah yeah ima be there….Kanye…Lupe…NERD…and that breezy with the thick thighs who apparently has a problem with getting wet….
and i don’t mean morning sickness sick..i mean get you laid sick…
yes even you Carlos Mencia!!!